I'll spare you the details. I very, very, very nearly barfed. For real.
NEVERTHELESS!
Reasons I'm Grateful For My Son's Poomongous Diaper
- It made me laugh. A lot!
- When Michael was home briefly between classes, we laughed together.
- I got to make sound effects and exaggerated gags (that's just way too much fun).
- Ender babbled and told me the story of his diaper adventure!
- I got to wash his carseat cover (it needed it anyway).
- I got to scrub the bathtub...and the toilet (they really needed it, I'm ashamed to say).
- Good bonding time with my funny little boy!
- Ender got to rummage in the basket of his clean laundry (once folded) without me hovering like an aggravated chicken since I was busy cleaning the tub and toilet. Why chicken? It just fits.
- I got to feel like a "Yummy Mummy," as the English call it, since I already had my makeup done--I think it's hot to be a housewife happily doing hard work and looking quite above the task.
- Ender treated me with his mischievous smile as I held him in front of the mirror to see his cuteness all wrapped up in a froggy towel (his favorite part of a bath besides splashing).
- I have an even bigger reason to take out the trash!
- Ender had fun!
- It may have been "dirty work," but I surely felt I did the Lord's work!
UGH!! That is SO gross Q!!! I almost barfed too. I'm amazed that you came up with 13 things about it to be grateful for. :) Even more amazed that they actually fit and aren't just silly. :-D
ReplyDeleteThat was DISGUSTING!! But your list makes me really happy. I agree that it's "a housewife happily doing hard work and looking quite above the task."!! It also makes the day feel so much better. It's a big reason why I STILL put on makeup each day when Phill is gone for weeks at a time. Makes everything seem more conquerable.
ReplyDeleteAnd yes--although the work of motherhood can be...eugh...stinky? at times, it's most CERTAINLY the Lord's work! :)
at the sunny sunny beach where the sun comes out... HAHAHA
ReplyDeleteElla is just learning to talk but she walked in just as I got to the great picture and stopped suddenly. Then, very clearly, she exclaimed....EEWWW!! YUCK!!
ReplyDeleteI laughed.