This will blow your mind.
This month's creation:
Yes. You are looking at none other than...
A rice bag.
Not just any rice bag.
A hot rice bag.
Mmm, smell the grainy strangeness that is hot dry rice in a bag.
And gape at my gorgeous microwave.
I bet yours has lasagna boogers all over it.
And no hot rice bag in it.
Take that, sistahs.
I am practically Martha Stewart.
I made a hot rice bag and cleaned the microwave.