Tuesday, March 3, 2009

The Dumbest Post Ever

So I was doing this party a while ago and felt some gas creep up. Oh dear! What to do?! I moved stiffly and at one point had to bend for something. The prisoner escaped! A thunderclap! I didn't even blush. I kept the same half-smile from before the incident and moved on as if nothing in the world could stop me. My behind-the-scenes eyes scanned the faces of the girls, and they behaved commendably.

Nothing happened here...


  1. HAHAHAHHAH!!!!!! Oh, man. It's a good thing I wasn't there. All decorum and dignity would go out the window. (Floating away with your *ahem* gas.)


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