My things include TONS of notebooks. Most of them are only half-filled, too!
So today's treasure? An "interview" with my sister Maddie on one of our many road trips. Get ready for some 14-year-old-Qaitness with a funny (and increasingly bored) Maddie! (She's the best part of it all). Too bad I can't include the little faces we drew along with comments. The classic ":)" doesn't really cut it.
(probably 13 or 14 here, as opposed to 11 or 12 at time of questionnaire).
MADDIE: Sorry I said you stink on car trips. You don't usually, and even when you do, it's mainly because of gas. :)
QAIT: I don't care- it was a PMS hormones moment. If I smell like a sack of kaka, oh well. "IT'S ALL IN THE CRAMPS," said a wise woman (?). Gas is awesome.
Well I thought you might be slightly surprised/hurt when I blurted that, cause I would have been. Besides, I'm sure I stink really bad sometimes on car trips! I'm glad you're not hurt/mad. PS: I just passed gas.
Just your breath and on occasion your armpits. ;) Ask me a question.
Question: If you were a fairy, what color and season would you be?
Answer: I would be a plaid winter fairy.
Q: What is your least favorite kind of candy?
Q: Say you and your hubby go on a camping trip (you're married for now). Which is bound to annoy you more?
1. his B.O.
2. his tired laziness
3. his sardine breath
Q: Which is more likely to get you out of bed in the morning?
1. You hear Nigel give a strangled meow. All his meows sound strangled.
2. You smell your favorite breakfast.
3. The bed is cold and uncomfortable. Ask me a question I can answer in my own words.
Q: What would make a haunted house scary to you? (Satanic stuff doesn't count).
A: Someone I can't see grabbing me.
Q: What's one of the most annoying things pubert boys do?
A: Pick their faces? I don't know!
Q: Would you pick a huge wedgie in front of a crowd of hot guys if it meant you would never get a cavity?
A: I've done it before...and I don't have any cavities! >:)
Q: What color panties are you wearing?
A: Zebra again (fresh of course).
Q: What is your least favorite flavor of flouride?
Q: Which kind of deformity do you think is scariest?
A: Fire melted skin.
Here I must say sorry to all burn victims. But all the other deformities I could think of were things people might be born with...or something like the loss of a limb, which just doesn't rack up to "scary." So it's more the horror of having been burned than the actual burned person that scares me the most. And if I were to worry about becoming deformed, I think my vanity would suffer the biggest blow if my skin were burned.
Q: What's one of the most annoying things Dentists do?
A: "Let's be best friends" stuff.
Q: what makes movies really dumb to you?
A: Macho guys (who are just stupid) and ditz girls who get in the way of the plot...ill planned humor...plus bad acting!
Q: I'm sure this is funner for you than for me. What is a job you would love to have that is kind of corny?
A: Detective-- a female James Bond.
That's not so corny!
Q: My butt hurts. Does yours?
A: It's unconscious. X(
Q: Why do you think coyotes howl at the full moon?
A: Cramps. :\ Because it awakens their spirits and the connection to the heavens is sharpened. They sing out their souls, with whatever extreme emotion they feel (maybe). ;)
Q: Which supernatural power would you most like to have?
A: Invisibility...and flight...
Q: You know I can hear you crunching your carrot. Or did you know?
A: Doesn't matter. I only wanted something to nibble (tastes gross).
Q: If you had to give up one of your talents (say, for Nini's life) (that's nigh-nigh, Nigel) which one? It can be minor. Oh, and why?
A: Future predicting (ESP). It bothers me sometimes. :)
Q: What makes hotels heaven to you?
A: Cozy beds, balconies, big TV, beautiful bathrooms.
Q: Do you have to potty?
A: Not at all. Bladder's dead.
Q: Would you like an apple pie with that?
Q: And how do you like your teeth?
A: Clean please.
Q: Tell me, is it natural to you when you burp after soda, or does the soda make you?
A: Soda makes you. (Bubbles and stuff).
Q: Oh, and why do you write in caps?
A: It's cool. I don't like my other handwriting right now.
Q: I see. Very interesting. You know, I think it'd be cool to have star shaped eyes. Your opinion?
Q: I knew it! I just knew it! Do you think [BOY] will hug you when he first sees you? (I do).
A: Maybe. He might hesitate, though!
Q: Oh. Weirdo. Do you hope he'll be really hot?
A: I don't know. I think I do.
Q: Am I giving you enough space to write your answers? A: Q: hahaha! Goodnight. PS: How dare you fall asleep while I strive to think of questions to ask you.
I was just waiting, not sleeping. But I was also wishing I could run along the beach in Italy with Blake. Ridiculous, isn't it? One second it's all about Heath, then Blake, then Jared, then whoever is next! Makes me feel evil! :( Is it bad? I don't mean to like so many guys at once.
Hey...I have a confession. I miss Mark and Josh and Allen like heck! And I'm thinking about Josh a lot...wishing I wasn't so dumb when I had the chances to talk to him. I like him! =[ And, about you wondering whether it's wrong to... I don't see why, cause you're just friends, BUT! If it's friend...friendlier...friendliest--LOVE! (What d'ya know!) then it seems a bit ___? to me.
I like Josh, too. He's the coolest kid outside our family. ;) Just email him. He would no doubt answer and you could ask for Mark's email. :)
Are you predicting you'll be hyper in the hotel(s)? I can feel it stirring in me... :)
Who knows. Periods can kill me. I'm actually in terrible pain but you don't know that. I might get hyper, I mightn't.
THE END! What do you think of Maddie's creativity?! Huzzah, Maddie! Huzzah! Even though you seemed to have orthodontia on the mind, you came up with some pretty interesting questions!