Time Capsule: Questionnaire by Maddie

While I get the birth story together (three pages in my journal and still not to the part where we went to the hospital), here's a little treasure from the Time Capsules of Storage. You will see a lot of treasures from there, I think-- my parents, finally in their own home with retirement in full bloom, have gotten their things from storage, and that includes several boxes of my own things! 
My things include TONS of notebooks. Most of them are only half-filled, too! 


So today's treasure? An "interview" with my sister Maddie on one of our many road trips. Get ready for some 14-year-old-Qaitness with a funny (and increasingly bored) Maddie! (She's the best part of it all). Too bad I can't include the little faces we drew along with comments. The classic ":)" doesn't really cut it.

Maddie

(probably 13 or 14 here, as opposed to 11 or 12 at time of questionnaire).

MADDIE: Sorry I said you stink on car trips. You don't usually, and even when you do, it's mainly because of gas. :)


QAIT: I don't care- it was a PMS hormones moment. If I smell like a sack of kaka, oh well. "IT'S ALL IN THE CRAMPS," said a wise woman (?). Gas is awesome.


Well I thought you might be slightly surprised/hurt when I blurted that, cause I would have been. Besides, I'm sure I stink really bad sometimes on car trips! I'm glad you're not hurt/mad. PS: I just passed gas.


Just your breath and on occasion your armpits. ;) Ask me a question.


Question: If you were a fairy, what color and season would you be?
Answer: I would be a plaid winter fairy.


Q: What is your least favorite kind of candy?
A: Cotton.


Q: Say you and your hubby go on a camping trip (you're married for now). Which is bound to annoy you more? 
1. his B.O.
2. his tired laziness
3. his sardine breath


Q: Which is more likely to get you out of bed in the morning?
1. You hear Nigel give a strangled meow. All his meows sound strangled.
2. You smell your favorite breakfast.
3. The bed is cold and uncomfortable. Ask me a question I can answer in my own words.


Q: What would make a haunted house scary to you? (Satanic stuff doesn't count).
A: Someone I can't see grabbing me. 


Q: What's one of the most annoying things pubert boys do?
A: Pick their faces? I don't know!


Q: Would you pick a huge wedgie in front of a crowd of hot guys if it meant you would never get a cavity?
A: I've done it before...and I don't have any cavities! >:)


Q: What color panties are you wearing?
A: Zebra again (fresh of course).


Q: What is your least favorite flavor of flouride?
A: Bubblegum.


Q: Which kind of deformity do you think is scariest?
A: Fire melted skin.


Here I must say sorry to all burn victims. But all the other deformities I could think of were things people might be born with...or something like the loss of a limb, which just doesn't rack up to "scary." So it's more the horror of having been burned than the actual burned person that scares me the most. And if I were to worry about becoming deformed, I think my vanity would suffer the biggest blow if my skin were burned.

Q: What's one of the most annoying things Dentists do?
A: "Let's be best friends" stuff.


Q: what makes movies really dumb to you?
A: Macho guys (who are just stupid) and ditz girls who get in the way of the plot...ill planned humor...plus bad acting!


Q: I'm sure this is funner for you than for me. What is a job you would love to have that is kind of corny?
A: Detective-- a female James Bond.
That's not so corny! 


Q: My butt hurts. Does yours?
A: It's unconscious. X(


Q: Why do you think coyotes howl at the full moon?
A: Cramps. :\ Because it awakens their spirits and the connection to the heavens is sharpened. They sing out their souls, with whatever extreme emotion they feel (maybe). ;)


Q: Which supernatural power would you most like to have?
A: Invisibility...and flight...


Q: You know I can hear you crunching your carrot. Or did you know?
A: Doesn't matter. I only wanted something to nibble (tastes gross).


Q: If you had to give up one of your talents (say, for Nini's life) (that's nigh-nigh, Nigel) which one? It can be minor. Oh, and why?
A: Future predicting (ESP). It bothers me sometimes. :)


Q: What makes hotels heaven to you?
A: Cozy beds, balconies, big TV, beautiful bathrooms.


Q: Do you have to potty?
A: Not at all. Bladder's dead.
Mine too.


Q: Would you like an apple pie with that?
A: Perhaps.


Q: And how do you like your teeth?
A: Clean please.


Q: Tell me, is it natural to you when you burp after soda, or does the soda make you?
A: Soda makes you. (Bubbles and stuff).


Q: Oh, and why do you write in caps?
A: It's cool. I don't like my other handwriting right now.


Q: I see. Very interesting. You know, I think it'd be cool to have star shaped eyes. Your opinion?
A: Enchanting! 


Q: I knew it! I just knew it! Do you think [BOY] will hug you when he first sees you? (I do).
A: Maybe. He might hesitate, though!


Q: Oh. Weirdo. Do you hope he'll be really hot?
A: I don't know. I think I do.


Q: Am I giving you enough space to write your answers? A: Q: hahaha! Goodnight. PS: How dare you fall asleep while I strive to think of questions to ask you. 


I was just waiting, not sleeping. But I was also wishing I could run along the beach in Italy with Blake. Ridiculous, isn't it? One second it's all about Heath, then Blake, then Jared, then whoever is next! Makes me feel evil! :( Is it bad? I don't mean to like so many guys at once. 


Hey...I have a confession. I miss Mark and Josh and Allen like heck! And I'm thinking about Josh a lot...wishing I wasn't so dumb when I had the chances to talk to him. I like him! =[ And, about you wondering whether it's wrong to... I don't see why, cause you're just friends, BUT! If it's friend...friendlier...friendliest--LOVE! (What d'ya know!) then it seems a bit ___? to me. 


I like Josh, too. He's the coolest kid outside our family. ;) Just email him. He would no doubt answer and you could ask for Mark's email. :)
I'm BLEH...


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Are you predicting you'll be hyper in the hotel(s)? I can feel it stirring in me... :)


Who knows. Periods can kill me. I'm actually in terrible pain but you don't know that. I might get hyper, I mightn't. 


THE END! What do you think of Maddie's creativity?! Huzzah, Maddie! Huzzah! Even though you seemed to have orthodontia on the mind, you came up with some pretty interesting questions!