Thursday, May 31, 2012

Get Ready...

This will blow your mind. 

This month's creation: 
Yes. You are looking at none other than...
my toes! 

A rice bag. 
Not just any rice bag. 
A hot rice bag. 
Mmm, smell the grainy strangeness that is hot dry rice in a bag.
And gape at my gorgeous microwave. 
I bet yours has lasagna boogers all over it. 
And no hot rice bag in it.

Take that, sistahs. 
I am practically Martha Stewart. 
I made a hot rice bag and cleaned the microwave.


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