Get Ready...

This will blow your mind. 

This month's creation: 

Yes. You are looking at none other than...

my toes! 

And...

A rice bag. 

Not just any rice bag. 

A hot rice bag. 

Mmm, smell the grainy strangeness that is hot dry rice in a bag.

And gape at my gorgeous microwave. 

I bet yours has lasagna boogers all over it. 

And no hot rice bag in it.

Take that, sistahs. 

I am practically Martha Stewart. 

I made a hot rice bag and cleaned the microwave.